Andraste

Purely because, given the 'ships you people are likely to ask me about, I feel confidant this can only end in hilarity. Especially question two.

If you can think of a ship i will answer these questions for them:

who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
who uses all the hot water in the morning:
what they order from take out:
what is the most trivial thing they fight over:
what was their first kiss like:
where were they their first time having sex:
who’s louder:
who wakes up first:
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be:
their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
how careful are they about using protection:

I feel like I should add 'how careful are they about using capital letters?' to the end of this for some reason.