Andraste

Dear Yulegoat,

First of all, thank you for offering to write in one of my tiny fandoms! I hope you have fun with it.

I'm a pretty easy-going fan as far as content goes. I like gen, slash, het, ampersand, bob, and whatever other genre or combination of genres you care to come up with. I love all of these fandoms and the characters I requested, so a story about whatever we've matched on will make me happy.

The only thing I really don't want to see in your story is animal harm, which is triggery for me. I cannot even imagine how that would come up in any of these requests, but bad things happening to animals is not something I want in my gift. (Oh, and as far as kinks go I am not into scat and watersports, but how likely is it that you were going to write those for Yuletide?)

I am equally comfortable with any rating from G to NC-17. I don't mind angst and/or unhappy endings. Fluff is fine. Character death is fine. Violence is fine. Sex is fine. Christmas stories are fine. I love crossovers and dig AUs. I like both zombies and BDSM. (Uh, not that I expect a story about either of those things, they just seem to be mentioned in a lot of Yuletide letters.)

( Actual Requests Below the Cut )

Short version: mostly enjoyable, with one plot twist that made me want to punch the writers in the face. The rest of my comments are spoilertastic, so if you care about the franchise and haven't seen the movie I'd suggest skipping this post for now. (And if you care about the franchise, I would suggest seeing it, unless you have an allergy to dumb action flicks. Like I say, it was fun except for the one thing I really hated.)

( No, it's not that Doctor Mindbender wore a shirt. )

All in all, I am cool with the film makers changing things. The franchise exists in numerous continuities anyway. I am only annoyed with the thing they changed in an offensively stupid way.