Andraste

Another response to my 'shipping meme from the other day.



who cooks normally?

I somehow feel that you could ask this question about Londo and anyone, and the answer would still be 'Vir'. Even if the whole relationship happened before Vir was born.

Seriously, though, Londo and Timov have people to do this kind of thing for them. We don't know enough about the Centauri or her personal background to know if Timov would have been expected to cook if she hadn't married into House Mollari, but I'm sure she could manage if she put her mind to it.

how often do they fight?

How often do they speak to each other? Take that number and multiply it by one.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

Well, Londo engages in much political intrigue, falls into darkness, rises into the light, meets his best friend who does all the cooking and remembers where his keys are, falls in love with a dancing girl and a Narn ambassador and becomes Emperor. Timov ... um, we don't know. I imagine she also has adventures running House Mollari, but we don't hear about the details.

nicknames for each other?

Well, Londo canonically calls his wives Famine, Pestilence and Death *g*. Timov is Famine.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?

Londo pulls out the credit card, while Timov acidly points out that House Mollari wouldn't have any money if he hadn't married her.

what would they get each other for gifts?

Londo buys Timov all the things Centauri men are meant to buy their wives, and a few things they're not. Timov throws them at him when she loses her temper.

who remembers things?

Timov remembers everything. She is never going to let Londo forget it.

who cusses more?

I am sure Timov has called Londo some interesting things over the years, but the reverse is probably also true.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?

Timov would save Londo's life, because it's the right thing to do and she secretly does care.

And now I want to see what Londo would do if one of his infinite number of enemies hurt Timov trying to get to him. (Given how Londo tends to react to people hurting women he's involved with, I suspect this would not end well for them.)

who kissed who first?

I think that depends on whether they kiss under the swords at Centauri weddings. But I am going to guess Londo.

who made the first move?

Londo. Timov slapped him. (She relented eventually. Sort of.)

who started the relationship?

Their fathers, or whoever it was that arranged the marriage?

who uses all the hot water in the morning?

Londo. And Timov does complain.

what they order from take out?

I do not feel I know enough about Centauri food and its delivery to answer this question. But you can bet they argue about the local equivalent of pizza toppings.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over?

Everything from who sleeps on which side of the bed to Londo's terrible taste in dressing gowns.

what was their first kiss like?

Assuming the bride and groom do kiss at Centauri weddings - very public and rather awkward.

where were they their first time having sex?

House Mollari's residence on Centauri Prime, I guess.

who’s louder?

Again, I feel like this question needs clarification. Still Londo, though.

who wakes up first?

Timov. She has important things to be getting on with.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be?

Since Timov has apparently vetoed Daggair and Mariel, there is obviously nothing for it but to invite G'Kar.

their general feelings on sex in the relationship?

Londo thinks it's a lot more fun than her throwing things at him. Timov privately agrees, but would not admit it.

how careful are they about using protection?

They're married, and presumably at some point in the now-distant past they were attempting to conceive an heir to House Mollari. (Although given Londo's usual behaviour, I can imagine Timov wanting some kind of medical certificate attesting he didn't have the plague first.)

And because I was thinking of doing it anyway and amatara already nominated G'Kar, a character meme as well. Give me a character, and I will tell you:

1. Do you love/hate/don’t feel strongly about this character?
2. What’s your favorite trait of this character?
3. What’s your favorite moment/event involving this character?
4. If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be?
5. Have you ever pictured this character naked?
6. When did you fall in love/hate with this character? I you don’t have any strong feelings toward them, why not?
7. Who’s your OTP for this character, if any?



1. Love. One of my favourite fictional people ever.

2. The way he never stops growing. It's incredible to look at the G'Kar of Midnight on the Firing Line and think of where he's going to go - and it all feels completely natural when it happens.

3. This is a tough one. There is, of course, the Best Scene Ever In Television from The Fall of Centauri Prime - but there are also his scenes in The Coming of Shadows (don't make me choose!) and the torture scene. And then there are his lighter moments, like when he hugs Garibaldi or swears in Sheridan as President or argues with Londo or ... um. I could be here all night, is what I'm saying.

4. His extraordinary willpower.

5. Yes. How else could I write porn about him? (Well, he doesn't always get all his clothes off in my fic, but I still need to imagine what's under them.)

6. I can identify the precise moment I fell in love with G'Kar. It was while he was singing to his dinner in The Parliament of Dreams. He certainly hooked me.

7. Oh, like anyone needs me to answer this question *g*. Londo/G'Kar 4eva.